So sorry, Bryne - I make it a point to avoid funerals, and thank the goddess, mother didn't want one. She was cremated with no fuss, and has been scattered in the ocean to go find my Daddy - he went to the sea many years ago... Go barelegged!! It will be ok! Unless....like me....your leg hair may wave in the breeze.
I already picked up a pair of nylons..and found some shoes that will work in the back of my closet. This is an LDS funeral....kind of different...but yeah...I wouldn't feel right not attending.