Thought I would post this so you can have a laugh!

So Last night I decided I wanted pancakes.
egg, milk flour and sugar..

They came out amazing...

Though my scales are broken so I go into the kitchen to mix everything. Jolz is sat on the pc in the living room.
I walk back in with the bag of flour, go onto the pc and start typing. I then proceed the the scales for measuring peoples weights and pop the flour on.

Took me about 30 seconds to realise what I was doing! Jolz was in stiches for about an hour...

I couldnt beleive what I did! hahaha

O that's lovely, reminds me of when I go running to the other room to do (something), and on arrival, have no clue what I'm there for! *facepalm*

I did get a smile out of that!

I remember one day, I was home alone and wanted to dress up, I was having a bit of a rough day. I thought feeling fancy might bring up my mood a bit! I ended up curling my hair with a flat iron, because curly hair is fun for about 10 minutes before it relaxes... When I was cleaning up the house, I put the flat iron in the freezer... Why? Who even knows. xD;

Haha. Another one.

Jolz when he was younger caught a blue bottle. He put it in the freezer and once it had "died" (They cant die from cold as no heart, They just go into a coma type thing) He tied some string around it. Waiting until It woke back up and had a pet fly on string! Hahaha.

So that's how they do that, Kayse!!! I always wondered how they got the thread tied around the fly!! AWESOME!!!

This girl in my band class used to do that with bumble bees...!

My dad and I did that with bees when I was younger, then I was 13 I got stung for the first time. Now I am deathly afraid of them, I don't think I could do it anymore cause I scream and run away from bees as if they were some axe murderer

During spring break I had a wasp crawl into my ear when I was trying to sleep...
I thought it was just hair, brushed it away a couple of time, suddenly felt like I was suffocating. (Anxiety rush) So pushed my hair away really quickly, and hit my ear. It buzzed, landed by my collar bone, bit me, I flipped out, it landed in my hoodie, bit my shoulder blade, so I freaked out even more. I sat for the longest time because the light was off, and I could hear it making little clicks... Calling for help or whatever. when I finally turned my phone on to look for it, it was sitting right on top of the blanket about a foot infront of me. Oh my, I was panicking way too much, many tears. xD

Ever take meat out of a freezer looking for something and then forget to put the meat back in and it thaws and starts to stink and you wonder where the smell is coming from? TRUE STORY.

Nope, I've not done that one...YET! but I'm sure I will at some point, I have a mind like a steel sieve...always leaving laundry in washer to moulder...

Bees.....No problem with honeybees, I was at an alternative farm school for a year at 14, and we kept bees, chickens, cows, etc....I've held honeybees in my mouth, alive. BUT - In Ruch, when I was about 10, my folks and I were up on the bluff above the house, at an old cabin site, hunting old bottles. I found a tobacco tin mostly buried in the ground, and dug it out with my boot. It was a yellowjacket wasp nest, and they chased me all the way down the hill to our house. I got 13 stings...:

Yellowjackets and wasps scare me, and for some reason they like me! always come around my face and I hate it.

Yellowjackets are evil

I actually have done that Aurelia! It was the week the girls came home. We had had a ton of people bring over foods but I was wanting grilled chicken and talked Adam into cooking it so I pulled it out and then the girls got to crying, and then other things came up and it got left in the sick under a flipped over bowl (have to protect it from the devious felines!! lol) and by the time Adam got home and we got hungry I had completely forgotten I wanted chicken and we just warmed something else up. Found it the next evening and I made adam dispose of it.


When I was pregnant my memory was the worst it's ever been. I got in the habit of using post it and then would just remake them as I did things. When I was on "home rest" I think just being cooped up didn't help it at all.

I am terrified of beestings! I got stuck in kindergarten on my finger, and I've been stung about a total of 6 times. I try to keep calm especially when Mason is near, he isn't scared of them and I don't want to influence him to become scared.